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Top 10 Reasons To Join a Cornhole Tournament

Posted by The Bible Chapel Sports and Outreach Teams on

This week as our colleague Wayne Johnson lists the 6 things that Christians should know about the election, it inspired us in the Sports and Outreach Ministries to post a list of our own.

Now, we're not pretending that our list is as important as Wayne's. In fact, you should read Wayne's post right now, and then come back to this one. And we're not competing with Wayne. Well, unless he wants to face us in the upcoming, first-ever Bible Chapel Cornhole Tournament. And then we'll compete with him all day long.

But we're getting off track. What we ARE doing with this post is providing you with some reasons to register for the Cornhole Tournament on Saturday, November 5, starting at 10 a.m. at the South Hills Campus. The tournament benefits the Light of Life Rescue Mission, one of our local partners, as they help Pittsburgh area families in need this Thanksgiving.

The opportunity to help the Light of Life Rescue Mission is the reason for the tournament, and the main reason you should join us. But we've identified several other reasons, too!

So for your consideration, we hereby present the Top 10 Reasons You Should Join The Bible Chapel's Cornhole Tournament:

10. You know you want a legitimate reason to throw things before the election.

9. Qualifications needed: 1) A pulse. 2) No really, that's it.

8. Cornhole: It's GMO free!

7. Finally, a sporting event that your kids can watch YOU play on a Saturday morning.

6. To watch the millennials' reaction when we don't give them trophies just for showing up. (jk we love u guys fr! millennials even put together this tourney ftw!!)

5. It's the pre-game party for Pitt vs. Miami and Penn State vs. Iowa, and you just bring yourselves! (Well, and the $10 entry fee. And some cans of corn. But other than that, just bring yourselves.)

4. It is, quite simply, fun to say "cornhole."

3. It's a great place to field all of your corny puns, so you'll know which ones are the cream of the crop. You can put stalk in it! Shucks, where else would you have so many ears to listen and be amaized?

2. Outdoor events on November mornings in Pennsylvania are trending on Yelp.

1. And the number one reason you should join The Bible Chapel Cornhole Tournament is…you get to have fun while helping local families enjoy Thanksgiving dinner with all the trimmings!

All right, everyone! The forecast for tourney day is mostly sunny (reason number 11!) with no rain in sight (reason 12!). You can play on a team with your kids (reason 13!) or with another adult (reason 14!). So register today. We can't wait to see you there!

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